FAQ: Why does he keep using weird made-up words with ø's and æ's?

They're not made-up; it's Norwegian. I don't like to swear publicly, so I use Norwegian swear words. That way, I can still say what I want to without offending anyone except the Norwegians. And, according to my webstats, they hardly ever visit this site anyway.

Bah.

"Fy faen mor di er forpulte mann." — Norwegian insult